01 December 2008

things to think~

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why are Softballs hard?

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why is it that rain drops but snowfalls?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I thought about how my mother fed me with a tiny spoon and fork, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

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