wasiatku utk apai dan shahir~

Sempena apai dgn shahir yg akan pulang ke malaysia meninggalkan kami berempat je kt umah nih..dengan ini kami mengharapkan mereka akan kembali dgn benda2 seperti berikut khas utk kami yg x blik msia..bende2 tersebut adalah :

Nama : MILO 3in1

Sebab : Milo kt indon x sedap mcm milo kat Malaysia,aku pn xtaw pehal...tpi yg aku taw,milo kt indon nih x sedap sebab ade rasa2 lembu...mane dtg rasa tuh aku pn xtau..
Kuantiti yg diperlukan : 5 paket besar tuh cukup la kot..minum tyme2 hujan..pergh~ gile feeling..

Nama : megi
Sebab : mi segera kat sini pn x sdap cam kat malaysia...megi gak tetap di hati..haha~
rasa dan aroma megi didapati amat berbeza dgn indomie dan mie sedaap yg byk di indomaret...
Kuantiti yg diperlukan : sekotak will do...agak2 malas gi nasgor or warteg leh tibai megi je..

Nama : roti gardenia..
Sebab : roti kat indon x sesedap roti kt msia gak..mahal lak tuh..
Kuantiti yg diperlukan : oleh kerana roti cepat expired,dua tiga paket jumbo cukop kot...jgn lupa beli nutella skali..kitorg malas nk gi hero..haha~

Nama : err...xtaw la plak aku ape nama mamak nih..
Sebab : rindu dow kat maple..roti canai,roti naan,naan cheese,teh tarik,ayam tandoori... haih...byk btol la nk senaraikan nih..
Cara2 yg dicadangkan :
1)apai,ko cilok satu mamak,lpas tuh bawak lari gi indon..ko sapot la die nye tiket flight sume..lpas tuh jadi tukang masak kt umah kite..buleh layan roti canai pagi2 sblm gi klas...
2)ko blaja je la sume resipi die..dpt sket2 pn buleh la..gaya dh ade aku tgk
(haha~ no offense ek apai)

Nama : cheesy wedges..(aku tgk gmbr nih pn dh trliur.. )
Sebab : sengal nye kfc indon,cheesy wedges pn x reti nk bwat...nasik je yg die tau..
Kuantiti : kalo buleh aku nk apai blaja je resipi die,xpn hack mcm resipi air pizza..tpi nmpk cam mustahil je...so,3 paket utk aku sorg will do..

Nama : keropok lekor(khas utk shahir)
sebab : saje nk menyusahkan shahir..haha~
Kuantiti : ikut hati budi shahir la..tpi harap2 die bawak byk la...buleh goreng tatkala lapar..

Nama : masakkan ibu..asam pedas,gulai masak lemak,kari,tomyam....
Sebab : rindu dow masakkan mak sndirik..x sama dgn masakkan org lain...
Kuantiti : errr...tapi nmpk cam mustahil je...lupakan jer la ye apai...(muka frust)

tuh je yg kami mintak...harap2 dapat ditunaikan...

ada apa dgn num 24

everyone ade lucky number.. so, bgitu jua dgn ktorg.. num btuah ktorg adelah 24.. xtau sume ni coincidence or mmg naseb ktorg utk dpt num ni.. so, straight to the details :



24 : 24th April ktorg wat pasport


24 : 24th August ktorg fly ke Jakarta


24 : 24th August pindah ke rumah Kost Kepa Duri


24 : 24th September ktorg pindah ke rumah kontrak sekarang


24 : 24 juta Rupiah sewa umah kontrak ktorg setahun


24 : 24 bulan tempoh kontrak umah ktorg


24 : 24 tu nombor umah kami


24 : 24hb kne bayar gaji mbak


24 : 2 + 4 = 6 bilangan ahli umah


24 : 24 orang bilangan adik-beradik [mayu(4) + apai(5) + syafiq(5) + wahidi(3) + shahir(4) + tocet(3)]


24 : 24 bilah kipas dalam umah ktorg


24 : 24 jam waktu shahir kt depan laptop men DOTA sambil calling awek
die


24 : 24 orang mayu YM serentak


24 : 24 minit rekod paling sekejap tocet dalam bilik air


24 : 24 jam wahidi FYM (football manager 2009 + YM)


24 : 24 ekor kecoa wahidi bunuh dengan senafas


24 : 24 jam playing time apai men game burnout



24 : 24Kg berat kambing syafiq yang dikorbankan



24 : 24 minit x jumpe apai dalam kegelapan



24 : 24 jam wahidi mnahan diri x msg sbb keypad tercabut..

spatutnye ni post ke 24 ktorg tp dh kne potong dgn wahidi.. aiyak..

tu je.. sekian~

-syafiq & apai-

salasilah keluarga kecoakopro~

abah

nama samaran : mayu

rekod : brjaya mmbesarkan 5 org anak yg x btul sumenye seorg diri tanpa bantuan seorg isteri hingga sumenye brjaya melanjutkan pelajaran ke ukrida...
kelebihan : hensem bergaya..
kelemahan : xleh makan sardin,nnti teringat kt arwah mak..(huhu~)
hobi : ym,blog,game...sume yg kne mengene dgn laptop ksygn beliau..

abang long

nama samaran : apai
kelebihan : otak kalkulator... buleh mengira harga wayang dan makanan yg kitorg beli hanya dlm masa 32 saat tanpa mggunakan sebarang alat elektronik..
kelemahan : susah nk dilihat di dlm gelap..(kire kelebihan ke kekurangan nih?)
kelemahan 2 : takut kecoa?
hobi : main burnout(dulu2 la..) skrg xtaw la main ape lak..

abang ngah

sebelum abg ngah transform..

selepas abg ngah transform..

nama samaran : syapik
kelebihan : pakej yg lengkap...ditambah lagi dgn duit yg byk(brkepuk kepuk dlm bank)
kelemahan : vulnerable..fragile...(nnti brsepai kne carik lak gam uhu...dh menyusahkan adik beradik yg lain..nk sambung2 cam puzzle..) tpi demi abg ngah yg kami sayangi,kami sggup wat ape saje...
hobi : main fifa,stadi...(abg ngah mmg seorg yg rajin..)
berita terkini : dipercayai abg ngah ade bela roh kmbing..

abang lang

errr.....nih rmbut dulu2...skrg dh potong..

nama samaran : wahidi
rekod : brjaya mmbunuh kecoa 30 ekor dlm masa satu malam..(genosida besar besaran mggunakan penyapu..ada feeling2 adolf hitler gak la sket..)
kelemahan : trpaksa melawan ketakutan semata mata nk pegi minum air kt tingkat bawah tgh2 malam..(dulu2 la..skrg ok dah)
hobi : errr...ym dan football manager je kot..bahan org smpai mrajuk(mayu je..huhu~)

abang chik

nama samaran : shahir
rekod : posisi sama depan laptop selama 7 jam tanpa henti..
kelebihan : mmbunuh raksasa hampir setiap malam dan x penah gagal dlm misi trsebut..(godlike..holyshit..monster kill...)
kelemahan : tnpa laptop dan henset..kita x mgkin dpt melihat lagi shahir di dunia ini..
hobi : dota dan henset usang ksygn beliau...tido(anytime,anywhere..)

ucu

nama samaran : tocet
rekod : memegang rekod duduk dlam bilik air pling lama antara ahli2 keluarga yg lain...
kelebihan : mengikut teori,x mungkin terantuk kat alang tangga..(wlaupn dh penah kne skali)
kelemahan : kurang tinggi..(huhu~)
kelemahan 2 : takut cacing?
hobi : err...xtaw la..lepak dlm blik air kot?

haha..dgn itu cukup la enam org ahli keluarga kecoakopro..membesar la kita sama2 ye buat 5 tahun nih...no offense la kalo trbahan lbeyh2..di hari raya aidiladha nih,mari lah kite brmaaf maafan..halalkan makan minum..huhu~

mintak maaf la kepada sume peminat2 ahli rumah kitorg yg kt bwh tuh(aka receptionist) kerana x dpt menyertakan skali profil dan gmbr2 trkini beliau..mahal sgt gmbr die..ade hakcipta lagik..agak leceh la..

haha..papehal pn..syg korg sume ahli rumah kecoakopro..tanpa korg sape la saye..huhu~

-all 4 one,one 4 all-

apai's collection

PIC 1
mayu @ abah, depan MAN UTD Cafe..
tgh tggu l8 nite muvie, TWILIGHT..
xtau knpe die wat mke sbegitu~

PIC 2
tocet.kfc.ciputra land mall.gaya pelik

PIC 3
tocet.apai.biru.mayu
pizza hut.sarinah mall
pose cover album~


PIC 4
wahidi.kelas 101.gaya pelik
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caption plagiarisme~

things to think~

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why are Softballs hard?

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why is it that rain drops but snowfalls?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I thought about how my mother fed me with a tiny spoon and fork, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?